jokes

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet. How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay? The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used. Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms. A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet. I wonder if Asians put their smileys like this �) I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has u in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together. When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place? Everything is made in China... Except for baby girls I got raped by an alligator the other day. I think I have gatoraids. Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. Sex, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high! I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly' Relationships used to be X's an O's , now its just Exes and Hoes... Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up! Why is it called "taking a dump" when you are leaving one! I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that b*tch go everywhere. White people fairy tales: Once upon a time. Black people fairy tales: Yall motherfuc*as ain't believe dis' shit! A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it. Real men don't wear pink, they eat it. A pervert walks over to this sorority girl, he said "Bend over and spell run." So she bent over next thing she new there was a sharp pain she said "R U N" The perverted guy said "As far as I can go." Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting.